A million years ago, I had a license to sell real estate. I was a Realtor® long enough to discover that being a Realtor sucks, because you’re dealing with people who are making the largest and most stressful purchase (or sale) of their lives. And invariably, you’re dealing with them at 10:45 p.m. on a Sunday.

I let my real estate license expire when I realized that the agent I was working for had an effective hourly pay rate of about minimum wage. And she had to work seven days a week to get it.

So I know how hard Realtors work (the good ones, at least.)

The non-good ones let autoresponders do the work for them.

I recently emailed a Realtor in Atlanta, where I’m interested in buying investment property to rent out. This Realtor came highly recommended to me by a friend who lives there. I want to buy in Atlanta because the metro area is littered with foreclosures and abandoned houses. Yessiree, it is a buyer’s market in Atlanta.

I went to the Realtor’s website, filled out her contact form, and wrote her a detailed description of my price range, areas, etc., and even mentioned that I was referred by a former client, and that I used to be an agent with the same company in Ohio.

Minutes later I got an autoresponder message about the relocation services her brokerage offers. Hmm. I don’t want to move there (well, maybe not yet…) I just want to buy a house there. But obviously her autoresponder is set to kick out the “relocation” message to anyone not in her local area.

No matter, I thought, she’ll call me tomorrow, since that’s what I asked her to do in my message (I gave her my home and cell numbers plus my email address.)

The next day I got an autoresponder message with packing and moving tips.

Thinking I’d better be proactive, I called her. Her voicemail greeting said that she couldn’t wait to get back to me, and my call was incredibly, mindbogglingly important to her. I left the same message that I had emailed to her.

Three days after that, I got an autoresponder message about prequalifying for a mortgage.

And a few days after that, I got an autoresponder message about how delighted this Realtor was that I contacted her, and how wonderful she is at finding people like me the homes of our dreams, and how successful her brokerage is at selling houses throughout the Atlanta metro area.

All of these messages had been carefully crafted to appeal to my emotions as a homebuyer, to position this Realtor as an expert in her field, and to make me feel like a moron if I were to even think of trying another agent. The copywriter had actually done a pretty good job. The graphic designer made it look like it flew right out of the agent’s laptop and into my in-box. Everything about the autoresponder series said, “I’m amazingly competent and I care deeply about you and your happiness…you are the reason I exist!”

So when the fourth autoresponder message arrived (this one with a “check your credit score” message), I deleted it, and when the fifth one came I unsubscribed.

There are (at least) three lessons here.

1. Technology is not a substitute for competence, integrity, thoughtfulness, responsiveness, or good customer service.

2. Technology allows you to deliver a bad customer experience much faster and less expensively than ever before.

3. Your prospects can tell when you don’t give a crap, no matter how great your marketing collateral is. So if you’re going to spend a lot of money on copywriters and programmers and web designers, make sure you get a return on your investment by delivering real customer service.

I am a pretty good writer. (Ask my mom.)

But early in my career, I suffered from the same malady as most marketing copywriters: I WeeWee’d all over our company’s customers. I used the words “we,” “us,” and “our” about 10 times more often than I said, “you” and “yours.”

I was a pretty good writer, but I didn’t become a great writer until I got over myself and my company. I didn’t really start a serious marketing copywriter career until I learned that It’s Not About Me, or Us or Our Company.

It’s about our clients, our prospects, our customers…and what we can do for them.

Human beings are inherently self-centered. Whether consciously or unconsciously, each of us wants to know, “What’s in it for ME?” That’s why the words “you” and “your” are magic.

If you’re concerned that your copywriting is repelling customers instead of reaching into their wallets, check out this great copywriting tool: the WeWe Calculator. Copy and paste your marketing diatribe into the box, and the WeWe Calculator will tell you how often you toot your own horn, versus speaking to your clients’ needs.

Because it’s not about you…and the sooner you learn that, the more money you can make selling to the people who do matter: your customers.

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Well, it was a thrill-packed New Year’s weekend. The new website seems to be functioning at about 90% (although we’re having a fascinating issue with post times) and now the blog is live.

When I was back in college, one of my least favorite classes was a playwrighting class I took as an elective. I was a directing major, and since I also had to take modern dance, voice, speech, acting, costume design, etc., playwrighting seemed like a good idea at the time.

I understood pacing, conflict, dialogue and denoument…but I still nearly failed the class.

Why? Well, as a relatively sheltered 19-year-old who still didn’t have a car, lived on campus, and spent most of my time on academics, I simply had nothing to say. I had very little life experience. And certainly no life experience interesting enough to share with other people (or so I thought).

Let’s hope I do better with Blogging 101.

After 19 years of earning my living with marketing and public relations, I hope I’ll have something to say. And that’s what you’ll find here. I’ll be reporting on my own marketing, copywriting and PR experiments, and the results we’re able to achieve for clients. Since I’m hands-on, I tend to test new PR and marketing tactics on myself first, so I can have some real-world perspective to share. I don’t like to recommend a tactic that I haven’t tried.

Here’s my latest find: “ShowYourself,” a widget that lets you combine all your social networking profiles into one simple (and customizable) badge. You’ll see my version at right (and yes, please do join my network on LinkedIn and follow me on Twitter!)

Setup was simple. And if you know a tiny bit of CSS, you can easily match the badge to your site’s color scheme.

Happy networking!
~Kathleen